09-23-2013, 01:21 PM
The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the Stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.
Little Gemma at the back of the class put her hand up and asked the teacher," Are you sure about the Stork, miss? I think you're getting your birds mixed up 'cos my big sister just got a little baby and she said it was from a Shag at the beach".
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams