Bitch, bitch, bitch......

[MisterTinkles]

[SIZE="4"]Seems like the past couple of months, most people on here have some form of PMS (pretty mean shit). Lots of bitchin, whinin, moanin, and groanin.

So....lets have a small change up here.

WHAT makes you happy? What puts you in a better mood when you are a big, old, fat, grumpy-puss-face???[/SIZE]


For me, its food. Food always helps me get in a better mood. That and a machine gun mounted on top of my truck. But since I cant afford a machine gun, I stick to the food.

[Kenny221]

This.

[MisterTinkles]

This.

Yes, yes......I can see that tied up in my bed, making me very happy!!!

Uh, did I say that out loud????

[trialbyerror]

Ooooo yes Ooo yes yes yes yes pant pant pant <Odie impersonation>

Getting laid................ Make me v-e-r-y happy

[trialbyerror]

Sweetie...

Don' wanna burst your bubble, but honey....
He gonna tie you up
No mistakin that...

[Lilitu]

Food, I'm going to list all of them:

-blackforest gateau
-Roti prata
- Bak guk teh
- butter chicken
- dal makhani
- cheesecake (my malaysian recipe)
- Cheesecake (my Japanese recipe)
- Cheesecake (no bake cheesecake)
- Sponge Cake:- Chiffon
-Sponge cake:- from the Taiwanese bakery
- Sponge cake:- Taro flavoured
- Strawberry shortcake
- Blueberry shortcake
- Blueberry pancakes
- Blueberry muffins
- Yoghurt
- Mango Lassi
- Green Curry
- Pad Thai
- Pho
- Almond Croissant
- Clams
- Clam chowder
- Smoked Salmon
- My mother's tong sin cai
- Shanghainese Borscht
- French Onion Soup
- Pizza
- Caramelised Onion and cheese scones
- Rojak
- Rendang
- Egg tarts
- fried chicken
- roast chicken
- beef stew
- oxtail
- caesar salad
- Kimchi pancakes
- Korean fried chicken
- Marmite
- Fruit Punch
- Shortbread
- Lavender Shortbread
- Chocolate mousse
- Creme Caramel
- Chocolate souffle
- Chocolate.
- Ice cream:- Bailey's Irish Cream flavour
- Stoneleigh's sauvignon blanc.
- that one really nice shop in Shanghai that sells fried meat buns with gelatin soup inside.
- One time in Beijing where I had the best roast duck
- Portuguese Egg tarts
- Tuna with wasabi
- Cured salmon.

[Lilitu]

That wasn't all of them.

I also like lamps.

And secretly I like to go to shops and touch all the consumer electronics.

[Sylph]

I like to finger my F-Hole....

On my Viola of course... what was ya dirty mind thinking about?

I also like to admire my pretty Pussy and check back bi-minutely on it's fabulousness and that it's well fed and then play with it alittle bit...

Seriously, running my hands over shafts...of my Dreadlocks is the most relaxing thing ever....

and making other people wet...filthy soaking wet....dripping and leaking... with outrageous tears of laughter.

That makes me happy ^.^

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Watch it cat, or I'll throw you in a room full of rocking chairs.

[Sylph]

This.

Puh-leeze

I would impregnate his Bitch ass so quick lol. Be like "Bitch, lean over the side of the table while Daddy get's up in his favourite place!"

Just kidding, he'd probably just look at me and I'd be 9 months pregnant, shoooot.

No Penetration Required. They should hang that around his neck. And make him wear a bag, lest he be pulling Virgin Maries on this hoes...