Gentle thoughts

[trialbyerror]

Got this today (It's repeated but I think worth a wee read)

Birds of a feather flock together . .
And then sh#t on your car.

A penny saved is a
Government oversight.

The older you get, the tougher
It is to lose weight, because by
Then your body and your fat have
Gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find
Something lost around the
House is to buy a replacement ..

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman
Numerals for forty (40) are 'XL'.

The sole purpose of a child's
Middle name is so he can
Tell when he's really in trouble.

Did you ever notice: When you
Put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS'
Together it spells 'Theirs....'

Aging: Eventually you will
Reach a point when you stop
Lying about your age and
Start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back
Their odometers. Not me, I want
People to know 'why' I look this
Way. I've traveled a long way and
Some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and
Would like to go back to your
Youth, think of Algebra.

One of the many things no
One tells you about aging
Is that it is such a nice change
From being young. Ah, being
Young is beautiful, but being
Old is comfortable.

Lord, Keep your arm around
My shoulder and your hand
Over my mouth . . . AMEN!

[Waylon777]

That's a nice gentle thought! I like life. I have so much fun encountering things, the good and the bad. Having some challenges in your life makes it more interesting. Despite that I'm scared of dying, getting old is good I think. You learn more and more about what your parents have been experiencing, you learn to accept things that you never thought was possible.

[trialbyerror]

That's a nice gentle thought! I like life. I have so much fun encountering things, the good and the bad. Having some challenges in your life makes it more interesting. Despite that I'm scared of dying, getting old is good I think. You learn more and more about what your parents have been experiencing, you learn to accept things that you never thought was possible.

Hi there Waylon....
As you see I''m 55, so perhaps a little kindly comfort.

Don't be, scared of dying, that is.

It is life's greatest adventure, one through which each and everyone must pass.

With 100 % certainty, I can tell you that dying is not the end, it is just change.

And it is the change that scares people

What that change is, I cannot say, nobody can. No Priest / minister or Rabbi. They can only tell you what they think, and at the end of the day, what they think / believe is totally irrelevant.

It's what you believe that counts.....

Go well lad...

[MisterTinkles]

Here's some Tinkleisms--


If at first you dont succeed....
blame the person to your right.

He who laughs last.....
is slow witted.

"I didnt do it" is not a good excuse....
"He/she did it" is a much better one.

Just because you graduated school,
doesn't mean you know anything.....
cheaters graduate also.

If you are an asskisser,
please let me know.....
so I can buy you some chapstick.

What goes up,
doesnt necessarily come down the same way....
and vice versa.

Wisdom is knowing what to do and doing it....
stupidity is bragging about it.