10-06-2013, 02:25 AM
Man goes to his doctor and asks for a triple dose of Viagra,
Doctor asks why the triple dose and man says " well on Friday I'm meeting up with my Wife..my Ex-wife and my girlfriend so I'll need a triple dose to see me through"
Doctor said " Well if I do I'll need to see you on Monday morning to make sure your alright".
On Monday morning man turns up looking quite pale and his arm in a sling. Doctor says " What's the matter with your arm?"
Man say's "Nobody turned up!!!!"
Doctor asks why the triple dose and man says " well on Friday I'm meeting up with my Wife..my Ex-wife and my girlfriend so I'll need a triple dose to see me through"
Doctor said " Well if I do I'll need to see you on Monday morning to make sure your alright".
On Monday morning man turns up looking quite pale and his arm in a sling. Doctor says " What's the matter with your arm?"
Man say's "Nobody turned up!!!!"
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams