There may be things I would change but being gay is not one of them. I assume straight guys enjoy their life but I am a devout pagan. I have had 85.000 orgasms and have never felt guilt about my sex life. I love being a pagan because I know I will be judged by a pagan man who died over 5000 years ago. He has already judged the two guys I loved most.
Tommy Mullins died with leukemia in 1959. He often talks to my judge and he says my judge can't wait to meet me. Tommy said my judge had never seen such blatant homosexuality during the years he has been a judge. "John, even the saints in heaven got horny watching you have sex. You were so creative and never had sex in the same place twice. Even the views through your green were beautiful while you were having sex. You thought about sex constantly and told everyone they would be healthier if they had more orgasms. John, you would fuck a guy and recap the story from a great novel and tell him you were going to have an orgasm and he should read the book to find out how it ends."
"That right, I always encourage people to read good books. My pension comes from a university library. I have always loved books and sex with guys."
"John, I went to animal heaven and said the name John Marren out loud. I was overrun by a million animals looking for you. They can't wait until you get to heaven. You were the staunchest defender of the natural world. Even venomous snakes loved you, John."
"Tommy, I protected animals with the same diligence I defended boys. Boys and animals have a right to have a sex life of their own choosing. This is God's law, not mine."
"Tommy, am I in a lot of trouble? I punched out a lot of guys who picked on boys or animals. You know me, I get so angry when I see a pet mistreated. That's why I gave millions to the pound. I hate the idea that an animal can't live out his life without pain. My cat. Buster, loves and trusts me to defend and feed him. I will kill anyone who hurts Buster."
"Calm down, John, no one in heaven feels pain. You can't believe how many people want to see you when you die. I will try to get close on the first wave of people to greet you. What are you doing now?"
"Tommy. I am too old to fuck virgin guys in public. I was an exhibitionist for 25 years. I bet a million people saw me have sex in public. I started on the George Washington Bridge in 1956. Fifty thousand people in cars, trucks and buses saw me and Jimmy Joseph have sex including fucking each other on the bridge. We gave private demonstrations to the boys in Washington Heights, NYC. Apartment 44 at 650 w. 177th St was the place to learn about sex with boys. I considered it and enriching and educational experiment to teach boys how to have sex with each other."
"John, you should sue Justin Bieber. Some film crew from NYU Film School made movies about boys growing up in NYC. They filmed you constantly grabbing your crotch and giving boys your Come Hither Stare and then you would flash a big grin at them. You danced and did gymnastics with your friends. You opened every park dance by putting an apple on a friend's head. You screamed "My name is William Tell' and you shot the apple off his head. You then threw switchblades at their legs which stuck to the trees they were standing in front of.. You calmly told every boy to bring your knife back and get out there and dance until your heart stops. It worked, John.
The hockey team showed up wearing bras and jock straps filled with toilet paper. John, you packed over a thousand people in to the parks for your COME AS YOU ARE parties. You told everyone to change their race, their nationality, their religion, their sexuality, their age, their gender and their species. Those parties were remembered by everyone until this day. People said you were hopelessly insane and pissed in their pants watching you dance in ten directions all at the same time."
"Tommy, I thought parks were designed by God so people could have a good time. Organized religions were invented by thieves to steal money from the poor. God told us to make joyful noises to worship him. I had fun saving lives by running into buildings on fire or jumping into the East River to save someone who fell into a whirlpool. My cousin, Jimmy, was a pagan priest, he told me I could get into heaven by saving people from death. Jimmy said before he died that I had saved about 50 people from death and an awful lot of animals who I befriended. Animals never insult you like so many people do. I got so tired of being called a faggot, I always wanted to kill someone."
"John, don't commit suicide or feel down hearted. You never ever killed anyone no matter how angry you got. Stay calm, John, it won't be long until you get to heaven. You will love it,, John. You will still have free will and the ability to do whatever you want."
"Can guys have sex in heaven? What age will I be in the afterlife?"
"John, you could not call a place than bans sex with guys HEAVEN. They ban sex with guys in HELL. Hell is filled with religious leaders, politicians and news commentators who lie on a daily basis about our planet. John, don't tell anyone, The oligarchy that is taking over the planet will ban masturbation and wet dreams. They don't want anyone to exercise free will. If people had free will, they would crucify the oligarchy and take control back. People will do nothing in public, just whine to each other in private. Eventually they will look up and find that Vladimir Putin and his friends control everything."
"And John, you can be any age you want from birth until 67."
"I know, Tommy, I have 6 months of non perishable food along with weapons. I've been talking to neighbors about how we can defend this senior complex.
I will go down fighting for my rights and then I will hook up with my friends in heaven,"
I like to talk to dead friends. They tell me more than you can read on the internet. They are always truthful when they get to heaven.
Contribute MORE to this planet than you TAKE from this planet. It works. I will die and someone will remember me from time to time. I won't forget those that showed me kindness..
I hope I meet some guys from GaySpeak in heaven. I would like to see you in person. I am a born again animal freak so I will hang out near animal heaven. SSShh. Don't tell anyone. It is a short walk from Greek bathhouses, the Blue Grotto on the Isle of Capri and those great Samurai monasteries where they taught boys to pillow. I will be dancing around, grabbing my crotch and acting like the Justin Bieber you wanted to have sex with. I SELDOM SAID NO. Just be polite and run your fingers on my body. I will stare at you with my green eyes and laugh while you lift me up. Then, GO FOR IT. I had about 50 virgin guys, I want to add you to my collection.
I/m glad I believe in God and the afterlife. I love preparing my itinerary in heaven.
Born again?
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It's the best thing in my life!
