The Honest Truth About Men

[bammbamm]

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are Heterosexual.

4. The handsome, nice, and gay men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think
we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat gay,
don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are gay, somewhat
nice and have no money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have money
and thank God are gay, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST
MOVE!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest
in us when we take the initiative.

NOW...WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?!?!

[queerjaydenton]

You certainly have that list fown to the last detail. Very well done and accurate

QueerJayDenton

[spotysocks]

Good point bammbamm,i gues it just shows that one cant have it all... I wonder in what category each of us here falls?

[jaybieboy]

thats why i go 4 the ugly men HA atleast theyre nice and i imagine why men go for me HAHAHA

[Udabar]

Hey, I'm nice... sometimes... Ok... I try :tongue: :tongue:

[Marvinteck]

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

Guilty as charged.

[Snow]

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have money
and thank God are gay, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST
MOVE!!!

this would be me lol

[Aaycle]

NOW...WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?!?!

*Scratching head* Emmm... BammBamm,

That would be you. Lol. Truthfully, a great list! Lol.

[nokaly]

that's a great list about men. i absolutely agree with you.

[Sil]

if you made this up yourself I'm impressed ^_^ made me giggle...

I think I fall in somewhere between 5 & 4