Pet's Perspective

[Wade]

So I got an idea for a new game while I was cleaning up my place and receiving some very curious looks from my doggy soggy.

The goal is to guess what activity the above poster is describing, and then describe an activity yourself. The catch is you must describe an everyday activity the way that your pet might describe it.

For example:

My owner was scraping the ground with an upside down, skinny, yellow haired cat.


...

I was sweeping the floor with a broom.


I don't know if this is going to work, but it's worth a shot.

[partis]

my human was attacking the ground with a long furry stick for no good reason

(good idea actually wade, like it :p)

i was brushing my teeth...

[Wade]

Yay! Thanks for participating Partis. But I think in order to make it more "game like" let's try to let the next person guess what you're describing.



My owner was pinching his claws with a shiny grasshopper.

[partis]

oh i see...

hmmm... i was "pleasing" myself :p

did i get it right or have i got a one track mind lol

my owner was having a fit on two legs while humans screamed out of a black box

[trialbyerror]

Ok,
Dancing to techno / house / rap / rock / heavy metal music?

My owner's mad
he looks different every day

[partis]

yes thats correct duckie... it was slipknot to be exact :p

i wear clothes and change them daily ?

my human trys to catch flies with his mouth open and stretches his front legs whilst whining

[southbiochem]

the human is yawning I guess

"my human takes the furr off and lies breathing with closed eyes"

[partis]

Correct

I undress and go to bed

My human has been asleep for 3 days and doesn't seem to mind if I eat his leg.

[southbiochem]

correct

Boy, is the human dead or what :eek:

My human rides a roaring animal with hard furr

[Jovial]

motorcycle?

My human often dances with a shorter scarier one attached to a leash…