I wannt to f*** my electrician

[MisterLove]

I moved to a new apartment recently and I had to hire an electrician.

I was very lucky because my electrician was not just extremely competent but sexy as hell too.

That guy is so hot: very masculine, perfect body, sweet face, gorgeous ass (I got a glimpse while he was bending over to install a power plug) and, judging by his face, I'm pretty sure he's well hung.

And, like I said, he was an excellent professional: he came highly recommended, did everything right and even gave me a few suggestions (he said I should invert the fridge door, I didn't even know that was possible) and helped me assemble my new coffee table. I gave him a great tip in the end and he totally deserved it.

He can screw my light bulbs anytime he wants.

[megumidesu]

judging by his face, I'm pretty sure he's well hung.

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[sillyboy86]

Glad for you, LOL.

he was an excellent professional

You could have also said to him: I'm an excellent sex machine!

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Oh, LOL!
XD

[Ekwarph]

judging by his face, I'm pretty sure he's well hung.

He had a big nose?

[MisterLove]

I wish I could post some pics of him but that's obviously not possible.

Anyway, I'll post some pics of my new flat, I'm really proud of it.

[MisterLove]

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Believe me Honey, I know.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

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I'm certain the answer will prove most interesting.

[southbiochem]

Believe me Honey, I know.

I bow to your skills, sir. :biggrin:

Oh, well....If I had a peso for every hot guy I see and I want to jump on everyday...you know..I would own the world by now..

[Wade]

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I assume that he was using his face to say "I have a giant cock."

[megumidesu]

I assume that he was using his face to say "I have a giant cock."

some guys lie