My Grandson's left bum is full of cheek

[trialbyerror]

I'ts a pity, as much of the humour get's lost in translation from Africkaans to English, But I'll give this a shot anyhow.

As you may know, my Grandson's pushing the ripe old age of 5, and comes time he needs a haircut, so off to the cutter of hair he goes.

Now, there is no way you gonna get a 5YO to sit still, and after a trim became a cut became a mullet became a punk, Chris (my son, the wee bugger's dad) pipes up from the couch (Saturday morning and the place is full)

" Ayden, sit still now, What's your problem? Got red ants in your pants?

Comes back the quick reply.

"No dad white ants"

That kinda brought the house down... Even Chris.

[southbiochem]

Now, there is no way you gonna get a 5YO to sit still

You can....with Pavlovian-like training....just ask my mom...although she's always been a conductist..

my sis and I were almost scaringly well behaved bacause of her..

"No dad white ants"

Can't say that I understood that...?