The shit that Aussies say

[dfiant1]

All a bunch of convicts ain't they ? :p

no, the BRITISH that initially 'colonised' Australia were convicts...BRITISH....

[dfiant1]

[MisterTinkles]

Funny, but the Centerlink one, I dont get.
What is Centerlink??

[southbiochem]

no, the BRITISH that initially 'colonised' Australia were convicts...BRITISH....

Oh, but Ireland was still part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain when that happened...so they were Brits..

but, really, were did the heavy drinking Josh was talking about came from anyway?...I'm curious, cause a lot of stereotyping has the Irish as heavy drinkers...mmm..I wonder if there's a connection, that is all..

[dfiant1]

Funny, but the Centerlink one, I dont get.
What is Centerlink??

Centrelink is our old Department of Social Security....Unemployment, Single Parents benefits, Baby Bonus's, pensions, sickness benefits etc...The federal government in all their wisdom decided to change the name from the 'welfare' linked 'Dept of Social Security' because they belive it created a class of citizen that would be discriminated against.

CENTRELINK worked out well for those...no welfare stigma attached to that

[Shiner]

URGH Frango! I've been to that s'hole too much.
A race you say? you got it!!!!1

[dfiant1]

Oh you get brownies point for that...you sour old puss

[MisterTinkles]

Centrelink is our old Department of Social Security....Unemployment, Single Parents benefits, Baby Bonus's, pensions, sickness benefits etc...The federal government in all their wisdom decided to change the name from the 'welfare' linked 'Dept of Social Security' because they belive it created a class of citizen that would be discriminated against.

CENTRELINK worked out well for those...no welfare stigma attached to that

Yeah, the US states did the same thing. Here where I am, they stopped calling it the Welfare or Unemployment Dept and renamed it The Workforce Commission.

Big whoop, like changing your name is going to change the fact that there are still too many people abusing the system.

[MisterTinkles]

Shit Aussie's say:

Scarce as rocking horse shit.
Dry as a dead dingo's donger.
Off like a bride's nightie.
Happy as a bastard on Father's Day.
Drier than a nuns nasty.
Ugly as a bucket of arseholes.
As welcome as a fart in a phone box.
You're as handy as shit on a stick. (we say that in the south US too)
As useful as lips on a chicken.
As funny as a fart in an elevator/space suit/sleeping bag.
Dry as a fuck with no foreplay.
As greasy as a butchers prick!
Hornier than a three balled tomcat.
Happy as a dog in a hub cap factory.
Better than a slap in the face with a wet fish.
You've got a head like a half-eaten pastie.
Full as a fat lady's knickers.
You're as ugly as a box of blowflies.
So hungry I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck.

[Shiner]

Shit Aussie's say:

Scarce as rocking horse shit.
Dry as a dead dingo's donger.
Off like a bride's nightie.
Happy as a bastard on Father's Day.
Drier than a nuns nasty.
Ugly as a bucket of arseholes.
As welcome as a fart in a phone box.
You're as handy as shit on a stick. (we say that in the south US too)
As useful as lips on a chicken.
As funny as a fart in an elevator/space suit/sleeping bag.
Dry as a fuck with no foreplay.
As greasy as a butchers prick!
Hornier than a three balled tomcat.
Happy as a dog in a hub cap factory.
Better than a slap in the face with a wet fish.
You've got a head like a half-eaten pastie.
Full as a fat lady's knickers.
You're as ugly as a box of blowflies.
So hungry I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck.

you sound like a horses hoof m8