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11-22-2013, 03:33 AM

I was just reminded of another one.

I am sick of hearing people talk about everything they love about Final Fantasy 7. It wasn't that good of a game and it's been years since anyone actually played it. Get over it and find a new game I'm sick of to start blabbing about.

Genersis · 11-22-2013, 03:55 AM

Everything grinds my gears.
People especially.

11-23-2013, 04:24 AM

The prospect of tongues in or around anal sphincters

11-23-2013, 05:41 AM

The snow. A snow blower with which I have had a falling out with. Three hundred feet of driveway. Approximately five more months of winter. A puny blinking snow shovel.

11-24-2013, 04:20 AM

Phrases like "more unique" or "very unique."

Something either IS unique or it isn't. There are no qualifiers.

11-24-2013, 05:22 AM

The word "challenge".

OMG I want to STAB people in the freeking eyes with a Bowie knife every time I hear the word "challenge"!!!!!

You either DO IT or YOU DONT......PERIOD! There is no "challenge". "Challenge" is used by lazy mutherfukkers who go around making people feel sorry for them for being lazy mutherfukkers, so they dont feel like shit for being lazy assed mutherfukkers!!!

You DO IT or YOU DONT. There is NO "challenge" about it!!!!!!!!

11-24-2013, 06:16 AM

When a friend says they will text me later but then I never hear from them. Happens a lot to me.

Maybe I'm not cut out to have friends

11-24-2013, 06:33 AM

mbennet35 Wrote:When a friend says they will text me later but then I never hear from them. Happens a lot to me.

Maybe I'm not cut out to have friends

Or that they are NOT really friends. Just assholes.

11-24-2013, 06:35 AM

What really grind my gears is this myth that cats provide more warmth and stability than elves.

#1. Elves talk more than cats.
#2. Cats hate everyone other than cats
#3 Elves are at least human in appearance and form. Which means I have a real dick -cats not so much....
#4 Cats are hateful bastards, incapable of love or for that matter remorse - we elves care
(for humans) a little more than cats. It boils down to dick - so sue me.
#5 - Elves are often employees -yeah sure we are paid chicken feed, but cats are lay about that sun themselves all the fucking time.... Lazy pricks. Further more cats demand tuna - Elves hate tuna. Never make demands.
#6 Cats are racists (hat anything that ain't cat). We elves only hate one race (Duh - Cats).
#7. Cats only stick around because they want your tasty eyeballs. Elves on the other hand only care about livers. And love and your bank account.
#8 - Lets face it, elves are cuter than cats, live linger and ultimately know how to deep throat better than Mr. tinkers - I mean cats.

So for the love of Gods - stop paying attention to Mr. Tinkers - I mean cats and pay attention to me - I mean elves!.....

11-24-2013, 06:42 AM

People who think Elves are REAL.

[B]CATS are REAL, ELVES are FANTASY!!!!![/B]