Fcuk you - oh wait, you would enjy that.
Elves are more real than cats, I are one for a matter of factual evidence, I are not a cat, there for cats cannot possibly be real - stuff that in your teapot and smoke it Mr. Dormice.
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Many Italians use to say "chapeau" (French style) to congratulate someone. Well, THAT is something that drives me crazy. I don't know why, but it does.
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I cannot stand tourists in London who are loud and make it their mission to get in my damn way. Usually in the Tube. I wouldn't mind so much but quite often I have an angry mob of pissed off commuters behind me who are pushing me from behind but I can't go anywhere cause there's another mob of damn tourists in front of me. And I am getting squashed!
Plus you get these tourists who talk fucking loud on the Tube, I mean mega loud. Gives me a headache.
And then there're these other tourists who think its okay to go to London and behave like total sluts during summer, often groping and snogging in public. Please! Go to a damn hotel or sex club or something. I don't want to see it!
I don't mind tourists who are respectful, quiet, and not like that. But I rarely meet those tourists.
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