Rae Wrote:This is a bit shallow, and it doesn't grind my gears as much as it throws all rules of anatomical proportions I have ever learned in my years of art out the window, BUT...
When people (it happens most with women I've observed) have SUPER skinny legs, a little pooch of a belly, and then HUGE boobs and BROAD shoulders
They look like an inverted triangle and it makes me twitch because HOW ARE THEY NOT FALLING OVER FROM BEING SOOO TOP HEAVY LIKE AUGH!!!!!
(I feel horrible for thinking this but at the same time, like I said, it throws me off...)
There was this wonderful, sweet woman who worked in the office of one job I had.
She worked behind a "dutch door" (you know, one of those half doors, where the top and bottom open and close separately?)
Anyway, I had only ever seen her from the waist up, since she was behind the door every time I went to the office. She was of "normal" proportions......nothing strange about that, right?
But one day I went up to the office and talked to her about something. She had to come out of the office and walk me some place to show me something.......
When she opened that bottom half of the door, my head almost exploded!!!! From the waist up, she was an average woman, with a nice figure. From the waist DOWN.......OMG! It looked like she was hiding 2 tons of sacked potatoes!!!! Her butt was SO huge, it had a flat top on it! You could have set a buffet on top of her butt it was so big!!!
I felt SOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry for her!!!! Usually my sick inner bitch would have laughed, but all I could think to do was to start up a collection to get her liposucked down to a human size!!!!
No wonder she was locked in that office all day, behind that half door! Poor thing!
I hope that in the days since..........she was able to get something done about that.