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03-31-2014, 01:38 AM

MisterTinkles Wrote:There was this wonderful, sweet woman who worked in the office of one job I had.
She worked behind a "dutch door" (you know, one of those half doors, where the top and bottom open and close separately?)

Anyway, I had only ever seen her from the waist up, since she was behind the door every time I went to the office. She was of "normal" proportions......nothing strange about that, right?

But one day I went up to the office and talked to her about something. She had to come out of the office and walk me some place to show me something.......

When she opened that bottom half of the door, my head almost exploded!!!! From the waist up, she was an average woman, with a nice figure. From the waist DOWN.......OMG! It looked like she was hiding 2 tons of sacked potatoes!!!! Her butt was SO huge, it had a flat top on it! You could have set a buffet on top of her butt it was so big!!!

I felt SOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry for her!!!! Usually my sick inner bitch would have laughed, but all I could think to do was to start up a collection to get her liposucked down to a human size!!!!

No wonder she was locked in that office all day, behind that half door! Poor thing!

I hope that in the days since..........she was able to get something done about that.

I'm so terrible
but I laughed at this insanely hard

03-31-2014, 02:44 AM

^^

While anatomy usually doesn't bother me, not even the freakish kinds (though parents who get cosmetic surgeries for their kids or even get their daughters breast enlargement as a graduation present do, and yes, such parents exist), I did get annoyed at a book on how to draw comics. It said females should be "realistic" while then explaining how to do so with examples that proved to me they've never left the basement to understand what real women look like (to be fair Barbie is just as bad and wouldn't surprise me if the men who made that instructional guide got their ideas of "realistic" woman jerking off to naked Barbie dolls).

I also got peeved at how they explained the villainous females should have slightly bigger breasts and show more of them than the heroines.

03-31-2014, 02:49 AM

Pix Wrote:^^

While anatomy usually doesn't bother me, not even the freakish kinds (though parents who get cosmetic surgeries for their kids or even get their daughters breast enlargement as a graduation present do, and yes, such parents exist), I did get annoyed at a book on how to draw comics. It said females should be "realistic" while then explaining how to do so with examples that proved to me they've never left the basement to understand what real women look like (to be fair Barbie is just as bad).

I also got peeved at how they explained the villainous females should have slightly bigger breasts and show more of them than the heroines.

As a comic book geek, I know what you're feeling on this one. I know comic books are classically created for horny guys who have never left their mom's basement, but can't the rest of us get some relief from this crap? If I want to watch porn, I'll watch some damn porn. Comics are for stories, and I don't need any of that shoved in my face. Can we at least pretend at some element of realism? Leave my poor Harley alone!

03-31-2014, 03:02 AM

I feel this soooo hard
It actually harmed my perception of what a female should look like as I grew up learning to draw from books like that
I'm currently 20 and have just started being comfortable drawing women outside of that tiny sexualized box
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(older image but yea)

03-31-2014, 03:31 AM

I collected Wonder Woman comics when I was in high school. She was still an Amazon Princess fighting for whats right.

Then in the 80's, DC hired "new talent" to do the Wonder Woman series..........and they turned her into a big tittied, brainless bimbo, slut!!!!!

FURIOUS does not even BEGIN to touch the tip of the flames of hell I was feeling!!!!!
I stopped collecting the comics then, and only collect the comics earlier than the 80's.

I happened to be standing at a check out counter somewhere, some years ago, and there was a Wonder Woman comic on the stand by the checkout counter, so I picked it up and looked at it.
OMG! The furious fuming flames of hell came back to me! NOTHING had changed.......in fact they got WORSE!

Her costume was nothing but an elastic G-string, and she was french kissing some ghetto dude, and further on in the comic was a LOT of blood and gore!!!!!

NOTHING of that comic had ANYTHING to do with Wonder Woman!!!!

I have wanted to hit DC in the crotch with a sledgehammer ever since.