11-21-2013, 03:27 AM
Hot Date
A gay guy had a hot date lined up. The problem was that his apartment was flooded. So he asked his friend if he could use his place for the night. His friend reluctantly agreed, but warned the gay guy not to make a mess, or have sex all over his house. The next day his friend comes back to see his apartment. When he opens the front door he sees cum covering the entire living room. He shouts at the gay guy, "What the fuck happened I told you not to do it in here!" The gay guy responds, "We didn't, I just farted."
High School Reunion
They're are four guys at a High School Reunion. Three rich guys, and one mildly retarded guy.
The mildly retarded one leaves to the restroom.
One of them says. Let us talk about or rich and successful sons. The first one says, "My son is so rich and successful and bought his best friend a Lamborghini."
The Second one says, "My son is so rich and successful he bought his best friend a Private Jet."
The Last one says, "Well my son is so rich and successful he bought his best friend his own Island."
The retarded one returns from the restroom and says, "Watcha talking bout'?"
One of them says "Just or sons, How bout yours?" The retarded one says, "Well my sons a gay stripper at a gay bar. But he did just get a fancy car, a jet and a really large island from his three boyfriends."
A gay guy had a hot date lined up. The problem was that his apartment was flooded. So he asked his friend if he could use his place for the night. His friend reluctantly agreed, but warned the gay guy not to make a mess, or have sex all over his house. The next day his friend comes back to see his apartment. When he opens the front door he sees cum covering the entire living room. He shouts at the gay guy, "What the fuck happened I told you not to do it in here!" The gay guy responds, "We didn't, I just farted."
High School Reunion
They're are four guys at a High School Reunion. Three rich guys, and one mildly retarded guy.
The mildly retarded one leaves to the restroom.
One of them says. Let us talk about or rich and successful sons. The first one says, "My son is so rich and successful and bought his best friend a Lamborghini."
The Second one says, "My son is so rich and successful he bought his best friend a Private Jet."
The Last one says, "Well my son is so rich and successful he bought his best friend his own Island."
The retarded one returns from the restroom and says, "Watcha talking bout'?"
One of them says "Just or sons, How bout yours?" The retarded one says, "Well my sons a gay stripper at a gay bar. But he did just get a fancy car, a jet and a really large island from his three boyfriends."
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