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11-22-2013, 03:56 AM

You are getting sleepy, very, very sleepy.....

You will to do Mister Tinkles' bidding.....
You will do whatever Mister Tinkles says....
You will love Mister Tinkles forever and ever....

Now, when I say "poofter" you will wake up and not remember this conversation, but will remember what you have been programmed to do.

"POOFTER"!!!

Mister Tinkles needs a new truck.

"ah - hem"....

I said....
MISTER TINKLES NEEDS A NEW TRUCK!!!!!

11-22-2013, 03:59 AM

get rid of the fucking thing

11-22-2013, 04:03 AM

MisterTinkles Wrote:You will to do Mister Tinkles' bidding.....

Nope

MisterTinkles Wrote:You will do whatever Mister Tinkles says....

Nope

MisterTinkles Wrote:You will love Mister Tinkles forever and ever....

yep

mile:

11-22-2013, 04:04 AM

dfiant1 Wrote:get rid of the fucking thing

Well, if you havent fucked in 8 years, I guess we should get rid of you.

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11-22-2013, 04:05 AM

southbiochem Wrote:Nope

Nope

yep mile:

Reapply and repeat programming until all responses come out "yes".

11-22-2013, 04:33 AM

Tell you what. I'll give Mister Tinkles a new truck if he'll give me a ski chalet in Vail and a beach house on Kauai.

11-22-2013, 05:14 AM

Oh dear God, I'm not ashamed to admit that I can't wait until you get tired of this signature. It makes my eyes feel like their twisting themselves when they automatically try to keep up with that thing.

11-22-2013, 05:24 AM

Oh you guys are so wonderfully funny. Biglaugh

11-22-2013, 05:28 AM

MisterTinkles Wrote:
Well, if you havent fucked in 8 years, I guess we should get rid of you.

Fuck you b!tch...and after 8 years it would be the best fucking of your life and then your siggy would die a proper and violent pussy death.

Chase · 11-22-2013, 05:51 AM

Did anyone else imagine the intro to Macklemore's Thrift Shop when they read this thread's title?

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