Some people really, no really, do not like clowns. Coulrophobia - Clown Phobia. Some people don't like casts - Ailurophobia - Cat Phobia.
I am in very real danger of developing Bathmophobia - a phobia of stairs or steep slopes. I fell down the stairs at home feet first about two weeks ago and hurt my back in two places, my ribs on the left hand side, my shoulder blade, ledt shoulder and bruised my coccyx. Two weeks later I still have a sore bottom! - Dizzy old tart, moi!
Back to the Clown thing. I believe it was American (gay/homosexual) serial killer, John Wayne Gacy, who was executed in May, 1994, whose talents included dressing as a clown to entertain children! Part of his repertoire involved demonstrating feats of escapology to is teenage victims using a set of trick handcuffs oh himself which he would substitute for the real thing to ensnare his victims.
When I was very young my brother and I had a child minder, a neighbour who had a mortal fear of cats. We had a cat! Every time my parents went out and our neighbour came to the house,, the poor cat would be banished. She used to say that someone had thrown a cat at her when she was a child. (Did they have cats back then? Uhhh, bitch!).
Personally, I lurrrrrrrrve cats. I can't pass by one in the street without wanting to stroke pussy! I also happen to believe cats are psychic - the first sign of anything like that and the hairs on my pussy stand on end!
How tattyfalarious!
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