11-23-2013, 05:27 AM
HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE BE SO CARELESS WITH YOUR LIVES?!?!?
Do you just walk under ladders and spill salt all for fun everyday? o.O
Here are the things everyone needs to do to not die:
knock on wood BUT don't do too much or you'll cancel it out every odd pair of knocks.
If any grains of salt get on the floor, pick them up and throw them over your left shoulder.
Don't buy a ladder.
I even have my own superstitions. If I listen to music before taking an exam I will fail and then become so ipset that I'll kill myself. Some songs are just plain bad luck to hear. dont hear them if youre planning to do something successful.
Also, if its the year of your chinese birth sign, and you don't wear a red anklet or bracelet THE WHOLE YEAR WITHOUT TAKING IT OFF EVER you're letting all the ghosts of inauspiciousness invade your soul. That's very bad for your health. I did it when I was 11 and the next few years I kept getting illnesses that made me collapse and get dangerous blood pressure. SO BE CAREFUL.
o.o
Do you just walk under ladders and spill salt all for fun everyday? o.O
Here are the things everyone needs to do to not die:
knock on wood BUT don't do too much or you'll cancel it out every odd pair of knocks.
If any grains of salt get on the floor, pick them up and throw them over your left shoulder.
Don't buy a ladder.
I even have my own superstitions. If I listen to music before taking an exam I will fail and then become so ipset that I'll kill myself. Some songs are just plain bad luck to hear. dont hear them if youre planning to do something successful.
Also, if its the year of your chinese birth sign, and you don't wear a red anklet or bracelet THE WHOLE YEAR WITHOUT TAKING IT OFF EVER you're letting all the ghosts of inauspiciousness invade your soul. That's very bad for your health. I did it when I was 11 and the next few years I kept getting illnesses that made me collapse and get dangerous blood pressure. SO BE CAREFUL.
o.o
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