partis Wrote:If its stuffed in a bag on a dirt road, i know its dirty money, i know no ones going to claim it and the police chiefs wife is getting an expensive new dress or be shared among the privilaged few. Like bowyn id keep a low profile. Though id be scared what to with the money, i mean you cant walk in the bank and make a cash deposit can you. . . . Or can you?
I think id be looking over my shoulder my whole life, still would though.
One launders the money first. I prefer a gentle 'dedicates' cycle and a little fabric softner followed by a cool dryer for fluffing. not too much starch when I iron it.....
No seriously, 1-2 bills at a time deposited at different locations and you will be safe. Taking a huge chunk of change no matter if you saved up for years stuffing a mattress or just 'found' it laying around will raise eye brows. With automatic depositing and a few bank branches, one could deposit 1-3 bills at each bank weekly (like on Friday) and no one will think to look at your deposit with a big question.
Assuming they are not all $100 dollar notes. Think 'reasonable cash gifts/earnings' size. So if it translates well to the economy in your area, depositing $500 isn't that big of a deal and most likely won't be noticed.
The easiest way to get rid of it is to spend it on day to day purchases - stores, eateries, for gasoline. Using a $20.00 for a pack of smokes type deal where you are laundering individually with leaving behind the 'tainted' note and getting new currency in change.
However there are laundry services (not the clothes kind, though Ironically many dry cleaners do act as fronts for such).
Pix and I and I think Mr. Tinklers have all been on the wrong side of the street more than once and know way too much about how the real world works - we all agree that where there are cops there are crooks and they are the same individuals
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