Merry Freeking Christmas

[southbiochem]

You know the saddest part..

it's f***ing summer over here with those holidays..

so I can't go out there and freeze to death in peace...no..

I have to endure the f***ing heat and the f***ing people too..

ugh

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Christmas is the time of year I wish fervently that H1N1 and H5N1 would conjoin in happy matrimony and wipe out the human civilization I must suffer.

Fortunately I got my Doctorate in something harmless like Ministry instead of something dangerous like virology. This time of year puts me in the right mood to want to create the Armageddon Flu for shits and giggles.

I actually hate your species and its pettiness... Sufficiently enough that I spend way too much time thinking of the things I would like to do with a vast number of viruses and parasites.

Its gotten to the point where every time I hear a Christmas Carol - I can't help to wonder how quiet this world would be with about 8 billion less humans on its surface. Oh that math adds up - think about it.

[oneofcuriousity]

here's my favorite Christmas song

sorry i wasn't sure how to post youtube videos

[southbiochem]

Not that I would do any of it..but for those who do celebrate xmas all the way, some tips for lessening the stress

http://christmas.organizedhome.com/reali...day-season

[trialbyerror]

Tinkle bells,
Tinkle bells,
Tinkles loves the bells,

Oh what fun it is to ride
on a one cat open sleigh

Prancing through the snow...

[Geminize]

Humbug? You just need to get into the spirit...

[Geminize]

I'll start with this one.

[trialbyerror]

Gem...

[Miles]

Now here's the REAL spirit of Christmas, Krampus, a grotesque beast who would punish naughty children by smacking them with chains and putting them in a basket so he can take them to hell.





And that's what Christmas is all about. Happy fucking holidays, bitches.

[MisterTinkles]

You better watch out...
You better not cry....
Cause if you do,
Im telling you why....

Santa Clause will eat you in your sleep!