The ultimate ethnic joke

[LONDONER]

An Englishman,

a Scotsman,

an Irishman,

a Welshman,

a Latvian,

a Turk,

a German,

an Indian,

several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinian,

a Dane,

an Australian,

a Slovak,

an Egyptian,

a Japanese,

a Moroccan,

a Frenchman,

a New Zealander,

a Spaniard,

a Russian,

a Guatemalan,

a Colombian,

a Pakistani,

a Malaysian,

a Croatian,

a Uzbek,

a Cypriot,

a Pole,

a Lithuanian,

a Chinese,

a Sri Lankan,

a Lebanese,

a Cayman Islander,

a Ugandan,

a Vietnamese,

a Korean,

a Uruguayan,

a Czech,

an Icelander,

a Mexican,

a Finn,

a Honduran,

a Panamanian,

an Andorran,

an Israeli,

a Venezuelan,

an Iranian,

a Fijian,

a Peruvian,

an Estonian,

a Syrian,

a Brazilian,

a Portuguese,

a Liechtensteiner,

a Mongolian,

a Hungarian,

a Canadian,

a Moldavian,

a Haitian,

a Norfolk Islander,

a Macedonian,

a Bolivian,

a Cook Islander,

a Tajikistani,

a Samoan,

an Armenian,

an Aruban,

an Albanian,

a Greenlander,

a Micronesian,

a Virgin Islander,

a Georgian,

a Bahaman,

a Belarusian,

a Cuban,

a Tongan,

a Cambodian,

a Canadian,

a Qatari,

an Azerbaijani,

a Romanian,

a Chilean,

a Jamaican,

a Filipino,

a Ukrainian,

a Dutchman,

a Ecuadorian,

a Costa Rican,

a Swede,

a Bulgarian,

a Serb,

a Swiss,

a Greek,

a Belgian,

a Singaporean,

an Italian,

a Norwegian

and 2 Africans,







... Walk into a fine restaurant.





"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group.






"You can't come in here without a Thai




Sorry about that but someone sent it to me and I just wanted to waste your time as well.

[MisterTinkles]

The Transylvanians are filing a complaint with the UN.

[southbiochem]

Magyar transylvanians or Romanian transylvanians?

you touched a sensitive spot there

:eek:

[Joshular]

You didn't call New Zealand by it's proper name I'm outraged
Aotearoa bish!
:3
Also was the New Zealander maori?