12-11-2013, 01:51 AM
Reddit posed a question to it customers about the creepy things that there children have said to them... the replies were chilling!
My daughter went through a phase of constantly saying "hi" to things, "Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi" . One day it came out sounding more like "Die, die, die, die". So i say "whats that your saying" and she turns to face me and whispers "Diieeeeeeee........"
I was tucking in my two year old. He said "goodbye dad" i said "no we say goodnight" he said "I know but this time its goodbye"
My daughter is four and has taken to telling nonsensical knock-knock jokes ( e.g. "why did mama cross the road ? because her arms were noodles") One day she blurts this one out "why did the butt cross the road ? because it had a plug in it"
:p
I loved these cause i remember one time when my sister was really little she appeared next to me and a friend and said these words " when im your age my dog will be dead" :O
yeah kids can be really creepy... Have you got any experiences ?
My daughter went through a phase of constantly saying "hi" to things, "Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi" . One day it came out sounding more like "Die, die, die, die". So i say "whats that your saying" and she turns to face me and whispers "Diieeeeeeee........"
I was tucking in my two year old. He said "goodbye dad" i said "no we say goodnight" he said "I know but this time its goodbye"
My daughter is four and has taken to telling nonsensical knock-knock jokes ( e.g. "why did mama cross the road ? because her arms were noodles") One day she blurts this one out "why did the butt cross the road ? because it had a plug in it"
:p
I loved these cause i remember one time when my sister was really little she appeared next to me and a friend and said these words " when im your age my dog will be dead" :O
yeah kids can be really creepy... Have you got any experiences ?