How come Tarzan never had a beard?

[LONDONER]

I mean, how and where did he shave in the jungle?

http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/im...ler+tarzan

[Eth21]

Because... Because...
Damn... I never noticed that before.. Can't make his own clothes but managed to make a razor.
Think you've spoilt this film for me now

[MisterTinkles]

Other questions to ponder....

Where did Tarzan get Brillcream (he obviously used it).
Why was he so "squeaky clean" all the time? Never saw any dirt on him!!
Why wasnt he really dark skinned from being in the sun all the time???

[LONDONER]

Other questions to ponder....

Where did Tarzan get Brillcream (he obviously used it).
Why was he so "squeaky clean" all the time? Never saw any dirt on him!!
Why wasnt he really dark skinned from being in the sun all the time???

I think that when it was produced it was spelt Brylcreem

https://www.google.es/search?q=brylcreem...80&bih=924

You're quite correct of course, and he never had a scratch on him from fighting off all those wild animals.

[Eth21]

Right so I think I got it.
Maybe he was like a ghost or something that did actually die at the start but couldn't move on and thus had to live with the gorillas who could see him...

[justbry87]

Right so I think I got it.
Maybe he was like a ghost or something that did actually die at the start but couldn't move on and thus had to live with the gorillas who could see him...

lol, I feel like that should be a movie..

The big reveal is.. Tarzan is a ghost and Jane is a paranormal
researcher all this time..

dun, dun, dunnnn..!

[sillyboy86]

I don't wanna know his dirty habits and perversion...

[Geminize]

That makes the whole plot line make sense now:

Tarzan the Friendly Ghost and the Psychic Gorillas

(Psychic Gorilla would be a great band name, btw.)

[MisterTinkles]

That makes the whole plot line make sense now:

Tarzan the Friendly Ghost and the Psychic Gorillas

(Psychic Gorilla would be a great band name, btw.)

Thats sounds like a new cartoon on Cartoon Network!!!!
You should submit that as an idea....

[Sylph]

Men and their hairy obsession, but hol' on dey.

There are some of us Males that grow hair very slowly or not at all(in such places as the face/torso and such). My Facial hair takes nearly 2 months to grow in, so hello, maybe he got wise and decided to start eating his fish friends for the Estrogen boosts to stop his hair growth completely.

He's Tarzan of the Jungle, not Tarzan the Neanderthal .

Tehe