Two Dutch girls

[LONDONER]

Two Dutch girls are riding their old rickety bikes down the back streets of Amsterdam one late afternoon. As it turns closer towards dusk, the increasing darkness of the streets starts making the two girls a little nervous when one girl leans over to the other and says, "You know, I've never come this way before."

The other girl says, "It's the cobblestones

[SilverBullet]

LOL nice

[MisterTinkles]

Ah female humor.

[Sylph]

omg finally funny joke

That was like when I got towed on the back of a friend's bike after school... well let's just say he had a very powerful engine.

Gurl, never again. Not to mention he was speeding! Ugh >.>

But Londoner, I finally got a kick out of one of your Jokes, High Five Gurl! This is it ;3

[LONDONER]

omg finally funny joke

But Londoner, I finally got a kick out of one of your Jokes, High Five Gurl! This is it ;3

But it seems your Mama nearly pissed herself at my deodorant joke.

[Sylph]

But it seems your Mama nearly pissed herself at my deodorant joke.

Hunni that's her, I'm talking about me. My Mama is a dirt box anyway.

She's the one who taught me all about gay sex when we confirmed I was gay, and when I say taught, gurl...just yeah. It's why I am no holds barred in regards to pretty much anything lol

Remember, she's only 34, she finds stuff like that funny, cause it's crude.


This is my type of speed! I found this joke to be so cute, my uterus fluttered gurl!

Don't be offended or nothing, I'm complimenting you Sis <3

[Samfreek]

Heres one for ya-

There once was a vampire Mabel
who's menses grew quite unstable
So under the moon
She whipped out a spoon
and drank herself under the table!

Here's another:

Teacher: What comes after 67?
Class: 68!
Teacher: What comes after 68?
Class: 69!
Teacher: What comes after 69?
Jimmy: (enthusiastically) MOUTHWASH!!!
Teacher: :O

[Sylph]

Heres one for ya-

There once was a vampire Mabel
who's menses grew quite unstable
So under the moon
She whipped out a spoon
and drank herself under the table!

Here's another:

Teacher: What comes after 67?
Class: 68!
Teacher: What comes after 68?
Class: 69!
Teacher: What comes after 69?
Jimmy: (enthusiastically) MOUTHWASH!!!
Teacher: :O

Gurl this is it!!!! I will admit, the first one was slightly gross, but just funny enough to get me inna de laughta, but the second one is so juvenile, it makes me giggle :hugs-and-kisses-smi

[southbiochem]

eeeeh....what I don't undesrtand is why they had to be Dutch...

could have made that joke about anywhere with a bumpy road I guess..

[LONDONER]

eeeeh....what I don't undesrtand is why they had to be Dutch...

could have made that joke about anywhere with a bumpy road I guess..

Because the Dutch are know for riding bicycles