A Christmas story

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[COLOR="Red"]A Christmas
Story

'Twas the
Night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats,
Ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the
Whole works!

I've busted my ass for damn near a
Year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I
Hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at
Night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all
Fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the
Maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just
When I thought that things would get better
Those assholes
From the ATO sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if
That ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus
Any money?

And the kids these days--they all are the
Pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little
Shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and
Sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a
Ton O f yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers
And robots...they think - I'm IBM!

Flying through the
Air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my
Knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no
Enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw
Unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year now you
Know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for
The season
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