"I would steal..." Game

[Evan88]

You're so mean

I would steal all of your clothes so you would run around naked

[Bowyn Aerrow]

HA! - I already run around naked so there!

I would steal your food and make you eat grass.

[MisterTinkles]

I would steal all your booze and make you go sober

[Evan88]

I would steal your water so you would stink forever

[MisterTinkles]

I would steal you skin

and some fava beans and a nice Ciante'

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I would steal your Ciante - an guzzle it down.

[MisterTinkles]

I would steal all your Elf magics

[Evan88]

I would steal your new job! (So ill have 2)

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I would steal your pancake recipe - its bound to be better than mine.

[partis]

I would steal your pancakes…