Rate Thread
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
That awkward Moment
that awkward moment when you get up early on sunday
Reply

That awkward moment when you have really painful hands then you find out it's because you have extra boney tissue in them but it's okay because then you find out you heal really fast so it's not too bad but then you get signed up to a special army unit who cover your extra hand bones and then all your bones in metal and you get shot in your head so you lose your memory then you get really grumpy then you think you're being hunted down by this guy because he can control metal but he's not after you he's after some young girl you picked up and you save her because she absorbs your healing powers anyway things seem to be okay but then the woman you're in love with who happens to be MARRIED ends up atomising her husband and she starts destroying the world but you manage to appeal to her less violent side and she asks you to kill her so you stab her with your hand claws and she's dead anyway then you end up having your mind projected back in time to stop special robots wiping out all the people like you in the future anyway by changing the past in the end the woman you love doesn't end up going nuts and she's alive. But she's still MARRIED.
Gossip is the Devil’s telephone; best just to hang up.
Reply

that awkward moment when you get attacked by a bird ...
Reply

That awkward moment you order lube on Amazon and it invites you to share ... :redface:
Reply

[MENTION=23067]Meebs[/MENTION]

That awkward moment when you realize half-way through telling a story that it's not as funny as you though it was, but it's too late to back out. So you just finish the story and everyone listening does that awkward polite laugh and then it gets quiet, so you burn your house down, fake your death, move to Chile and start a new life as a loner fisherman.
[Image: 05onfire1_xp-jumbo-v2.jpg?quality=90&auto=webp]
Reply

That awkward moment when you're the smart one in your family and your brother messes about all the time and your Dad is as thick as s*** yet somehow got a job in a nuclear power plant and then you realise your entire family has jaundice but it doesn't seem to matter as you've not aged in twenty odd years. And your Mum has an awful blue perm.
Gossip is the Devil’s telephone; best just to hang up.
Reply

That awkward moment when you're a half nudist and change in public dressing rooms and almost forget to close the door...
I am the angles that hold and surround you

I am the demon you're afraid to meet
Reply

That awkward moment when your sarcasm gets so deep people think you're stupid
[Image: 05onfire1_xp-jumbo-v2.jpg?quality=90&auto=webp]
Reply

That awkward moment when you trip and fall down the stairs in a busy subway station. Sad
Reply

The awkward moment when you realize you're whole life is awkward
“Why is a raven like a writing-desk?”  [Image: 1f3a9.png]
Reply



Related Threads…
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  That awesome moment BlueStar 303 17,156 02-28-2021, 11:20 AM
Last Post: Cridders88
  the message for the moment v1.04 knickerbuck 1 608 07-07-2016, 06:13 PM
Last Post: knickerbuck
  the message for the moment v1.02 knickerbuck 5 844 07-07-2016, 04:43 PM
Last Post: knickerbuck
  the message for the moment thread v1.01 knickerbuck 1 826 07-02-2016, 01:02 AM
Last Post: knickerbuck
  the message for the moment thread knickerbuck 2 857 07-01-2016, 11:37 PM
Last Post: knickerbuck

Forum Jump:


Recently Browsing
2 Guest(s)

© 2002-2024 GaySpeak.com