The Greek Philosophers ( logic question )

[partis]

One day three Greek philosophers settled under the shade of an olive tree, opened a bottle of Restina and began a lengthy discussion of the fundamental Ontological question. Why does anything exist?

After a while they began to ramble. Then, one by one, they fell asleep.

While the men slept, three owls, one above each philosopher, completed their digestive process, dropped a present on each philosophers forehead, then flew off with a noisy "Hoot"

Perhaps the Hoot awakened the philosophers. As soon as they looked at each other, all three began to laugh. Then one of them abruptly stopped laughing…

WHY ???

[Wade]

He stopped laughing because, unlike the owls, he didn't give a shit.

[partis]

NO. He gives a shit!

[Woollyhats]

Did he realize there was shit on his head too?

[Chris]

Because he realized why anything exists.

[southbiochem]

they realized they were being idiot philisophers if they didn't come up with the obvious answer for their question.

Existence is the awareness of ones life and of others life

Hence, plants live but they do not exist by themselves. Humans exists cause they are conscious of their own presence.

They deserve the owl shit in their head.

Oh....yeah, do tell me the answer to this I'm too pissed off at these fictional philosophers

[partis]

Its pretty obvious… woollyhats got it. The smartest philosopher realised there was poop on his head.

[Rainbowmum]

Ignorance is bliss until you realize you have bird shit on you.

[MisterTinkles]

Ignorance is bliss until you realize you have bird shit on you.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mumsie said the 's' word!!!!

[Wade]

Meh. I'm sticking with my original answer.