Cricket joke for Brits and Aussies

[LONDONER]

An Aussie lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said "Can I help you?"
"Yes" she said, "I'd like to report a case of sexual assault".
"Where did it happen?" the Sergeant asked.
"In the park just down the road" she replied.
"Can you describe what happened?"
"Yes, I was walking along the footpath in the park near the trees when a man jumped out of the bushes and dragged me in there, removed my underwear then he dropped his pants to his knees and had his way with me".
"Could you give me a description of him?"
"Yes, he was wearing white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt and he had these two big long pads from his feet up to and over his knees, one on each leg".
"Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most probably a batsman", said the Sergeant.
"Yes", said the lady, "He was an English cricketer".
"That's very observant", said the Sergeant, "You worked that out from his accent?"
"No", she replied. "I worked it out because he wasn't in for very long".

[Sylph]

Omg I get this one! We play Cricket here too and I get it :p

Yay an early morning laugh :hugs-and-kisses-smi

[MisterTinkles]

[Lycanthropist]

Are Americans allowed to enjoy it too?

[LONDONER]

Are Americans allowed to enjoy it too?

You're more than welcome to enjoy if you actually understand it. I thought that cricket was incomprehensible to Americans and I didn't realise that you would get the double entendre given that it was associated with the recent disasterous tour of the Brits in Australia.