Appropriate definitions
Sagittarius
03-18-2014, 08:49 AM
1. Bozone (n.):
The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating the bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
2. Foreploy (v):
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
4. Giraffiti (n):
Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5. Sarchasm (n):
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
6. Inoculatte (v):
To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
7. Hipatitis (n):
Terminal cool ness.
8. Osteopornosis (n):
A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
9. Karmageddon (n):
Its like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
10. Decafalon (n.):
The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
11. Glibido (v):
All talk and no action.
12. Dopeler effect (n):
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.):
The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
14. Beelzebug (n.):
Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
15. Caterpallor (n.):
The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
And the pick of the literature:
16. Ignoranus (n):
A person who's both stupid and an a--hole.
The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating the bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
2. Foreploy (v):
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
4. Giraffiti (n):
Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5. Sarchasm (n):
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
6. Inoculatte (v):
To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
7. Hipatitis (n):
Terminal cool ness.
8. Osteopornosis (n):
A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
9. Karmageddon (n):
Its like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
10. Decafalon (n.):
The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
11. Glibido (v):
All talk and no action.
12. Dopeler effect (n):
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.):
The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
14. Beelzebug (n.):
Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
15. Caterpallor (n.):
The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
And the pick of the literature:
16. Ignoranus (n):
A person who's both stupid and an a--hole.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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