Orstraylyan words and their definitions

[LONDONER]

Aussies will get it but it's funny if you do. Sorry if not.
[I bracketed the right spelling under each].

The following are results from an OZ-words Competition where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by one letter only, and supply a witty definition.

Clearly, you need to be an Aussie to understand.

Billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole
[Billabong]

Bludgie: a partner who doesn't work, but is kept as a pet
[Bludger]

Dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact
[didgeridoo]

Fair drinkum: good-quality Aussie wine
[fair dinkum]

Flatypus: a cat that has been run over by a vehicle
[platypus]

Mateshit: all your flat mate's belongings, lying strewn around the floor
[mateship]

Shagman: an unemployed male, roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity
[swagman]

Yabble: The unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans
[yabbie]

Bushwanker: A pretentious drongo, who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub
[bushwalker]

Crackie-daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.
[trackie daks]

And for the Kiwi's amongst us:

Shornbag: A particularly attractive naked sheep
[ hornbag]