Curiosity is killing this kitty.......

[VileKyle]

If we're doing some sort of fucked up costume party, I'm working on this right now:



I have the mask, but that coat is a bitch to find. I've been looking everywhere, but all the good ones are online and expensive. The hat will be easy, since all the hipsters are crazy about their fedoras these days.

Wait, were you expecting me to dress as Mista J?

[Miles]

<----------I'm going as the Thin White Duke.

I will be singing David Bowie songs the entire time.

[Rae]

Hahaha
When I finish my concept sketches for my Burlesque Oogie Boogie costume I shall post them

[MisterTinkles]

If we're doing some sort of fucked up costume party, I'm working on this right now:



I have the mask, but that coat is a bitch to find. I've been looking everywhere, but all the good ones are online and expensive. The hat will be easy, since all the hipsters are crazy about their fedoras these days.

Wait, were you expecting me to dress as Mista J?

Have you tried Goodwill and other thrift stores?
Ebay? iOffer?
Craigslist?
"Thrifty Nickel" papers?

That looks like a London Fog design, you might try them.
There used to be LF outlet stores, but I dont know if there are any around anymore.

That would not be too hard to make, as a costume piece. But the faux leather fabric is expensive, and would probably cost the same to make as the real thing.

I have a brown bomber jacket that looks like the same leather!!

Have you tried costume stores?

[Miles]

Goodwill is a fucking haven for cheap crazy outfits. Me and my bro and a friend went there before a George Clinton concert in Charlotte for just that purpose. Found this bright blue blazer that complemented his orange octopus hat perfectly.

[VileKyle]

Have you tried Goodwill and other thrift stores?
Ebay? iOffer?
Craigslist?
"Thrifty Nickel" papers?

That looks like a London Fog design, you might try them.
There used to be LF outlet stores, but I dont know if there are any around anymore.

That would not be too hard to make, as a costume piece. But the faux leather fabric is expensive, and would probably cost the same to make as the real thing.

I have a brown bomber jacket that looks like the same leather!!

Have you tried costume stores?

I've tried Goodwill and all the thrift stores. They don't even have anything close here. That's the first place I checked, since that's where most of my costume shopping is done. The lack of coats is probably because this is New Mexico where nobody usually needs them. I miss Oregon...

Costume stores give you cheap knockoffs made of paper for $50+ and I'm not going to even try for that.

So yes, online is where I'm looking now. That's my best bet right now.

I've discovered that the material for the jacket is supposed to be waxed cotton trench coat instead of leather, so that's definitely a plus for me. Leather (even fake) can be way expensive. It's just hard to find at this point.

And don't worry; I'll still be able to bite in the mask.

[MisterTinkles]

If its waxed or polished cotton, then thats ok, you can find cheap material like that on ebay or in fabric stores/warehouses.

All you need is a pattern.

Definitely an easy item to make if it's cotton.

[southbiochem]

I would definitely be the fat cat in charge! I would make it a POINT to rent a ROUND ROOM, so there are NO corners for anybody to be sitting in!!!!

And if ANYBODY came to this thing and DID end up sitting alone, while everybody else was flappin their lips............Mister Tinkles and Miss Odipherous will be handing out some "Dynasty" style bitch slappin!!!

Even if I have to rent security guards with cattle prods to keep people from sitting in "dark corners", it will be done!!

There will be dinner, dancing, the playing of board games, watching a movie, and a floor show, starring ME!!!! Mister Tinkles!!!! The Worlds Most Omnipotent Putty Tat!!!! There will also be huggies from 10:45 pm to 11:25 pm. And if you are NOT in the banquet room to receive said huggies..........we will ALL be marching to YOUR room!!!!

There will also be a "Bitch, Whine, and Cry" session, headed by me!! Mister Tinkles!!!! The Worlds Most Cutest Omnipotent Putty Tat!!!

Orgies will be in Daz's room at 11:30 pm, for those adventurous enough, or curious enough!!!
(I hope somebody brings a camera) (joking!!!!) LMAO

There will be parting gifts on the last night of the "convention". There will also be a drawing for a Prize (as of yet, undetermined).

And during the entire festive gala, Mr. Chase will be securely locked away in my private room.
Cause I don't want none of you sticky fingered mofo's to be a getting your nasty hands all over my pristine, virginized Chaseypoo!!!!

I'll be doing no orgies, no dancing, no drinking and smoking shit..

If I leave you talking alone for no apparent reason that means you started smoking. Don't take my hatred of that smell or towards its carcinogenic traits as a personal issue towards you..

I wanna play chess with Bowyn.

I can go dressed up if you want me to.

I can gather money and pay my own plane ticket if you give a heads up at least a year before.

Count me out for prize nomination should there be any. I need not your parting gifts. Save some money.

I've never worn any f*cking costume and I don't think I will unless you suggest a me-proper one that's particularly good. Perhaps Rae can design mine.

I can try to be as social as I can but don't be offended if I avoid looking directly at you at times, I have a hard time with eye contact.

Now, your last point.

I will throw a f*cking Katyusha rocket launching barrage on the door of your Private Room if you dare keep me from meeting one of my favorite guys here. You will not stand in bewteen mine and Chase's epic meeting

[MisterTinkles]

I'll be doing no orgies, no dancing, no drinking and smoking shit..
[COLOR="blue"]You WILL dance!!!!! If you want to see my Chaseykins, you WILL dance!!!!
There will be an outside area for smokers. Orgies will be left up to the hornytoads.....[/COLOR]


I wanna play chess with Bowyn.
No problemo..........will make sure I have chess boards!

I can go dressed up if you want me to.
You dont have to dress up, its just an option.

I can gather money and pay my own plane ticket if you give a heads up at least a year before.
Thats good, but too many people cannot afford such a trip. I would want to be able to give everybody a free trip, just so nobody has to deal with any hardships because of the cost.

Count me out for prize nomination should there be any. I need not your parting gifts. Save some money.
Well the parting gifts would be photos of the "do" and videos and what-nots.

I've never worn any f*cking costume and I don't think I will unless you suggest a me-proper one that's particularly good. Perhaps Rae can design mine.
[COLOR="blue"]You can dress up as your favorite Chemist or Scientist!
Rae has been deemed the official Royal Tinkles Costume Designer.[/COLOR]

I can try to be as social as I can but don't be offended if I avoid looking directly at you at times, I have a hard time with eye contact.
[COLOR="blue"]Well, we can work on that!!!!
[/COLOR]

Now, your last point.

I will throw a f*cking Katyusha rocket launching barrage on the door of your Private Room if you dare keep me from meeting one of my favorite guys here. You will not stand in bewteen mine and Chase's epic meeting

[COLOR="blue"]OH NO!!!! There will be Royal Tinkles Guardsmen on the doors and windows!
If you want to have a royal viewing of Mr. Chase..........then you WILL HAVE TO get in the middle of the dance floor and do The Funky Chicken dance!!!
So start practicing!!!!![/COLOR]

[Sylph]

Well, I like unisex clothes, so it should come to pass that I like unisex outfits, but as such, the outfits I generally would wear in this case, would have to be some sort of loose, Androgynous style of clothing going from;

Neji Hyuga(my fav Naruto character along with Gaara)


Noel - Blazing Souls (I would pick this, cause I love the colour green)


Or any of these guys from Princess Princess(most likely Yuujiro - the Blonde