04-08-2014, 08:29 AM
One
Me in the local hardware this morning, the shop is full. Whites & black customer’s all around the counter.
Old guy behind the counter to me “Haven’t seen you for a thousand years”
Me. “Yes I know, but Kyle’s no longer here”
(Kyle… A yummie 20 – 22 lad, clean shaven, slender, with jet-black hair usually gelled up into a mohecian, very sineowey movement, jeans down on the butt, bit of boxers showing)….
Old guy” Yes nobody knows where he is he’s just disappeared”
Me “I know why, he’s made babies and he’s gay”….
Old guy “He’s gay”?
Me “100 % certain. Now Kylies realised it and he’s run away”
Old guy “ And you wanted to take him fishing”
Me “ Fishing and a hell of a lot more besides…...He’s bloody cute I like him”
All the customer’s round the counter are listening intently by now… This’s juicy gossip … They just cracked up…
Me picked up parcel to the old guy “Cheers Ralph” & walked out…
Point is I don't give a monkey's cuss who the hell knows I'm a moffie
Second story
Think I’ll cut my 10 day fishing trip next week short and spend 5 days at the farm visiting Marten…
Martin…… Sighhhhhhhhhhh Ba-u---tiful boy, legal virgin, blond and gorgeous blue eyes, and full, soft lips that will… Better stop
ONE OF YOU FELLAS HAD BETTER COME FISHING WITH ME!!!!!
Me in the local hardware this morning, the shop is full. Whites & black customer’s all around the counter.
Old guy behind the counter to me “Haven’t seen you for a thousand years”
Me. “Yes I know, but Kyle’s no longer here”
(Kyle… A yummie 20 – 22 lad, clean shaven, slender, with jet-black hair usually gelled up into a mohecian, very sineowey movement, jeans down on the butt, bit of boxers showing)….
Old guy” Yes nobody knows where he is he’s just disappeared”
Me “I know why, he’s made babies and he’s gay”….
Old guy “He’s gay”?
Me “100 % certain. Now Kylies realised it and he’s run away”
Old guy “ And you wanted to take him fishing”
Me “ Fishing and a hell of a lot more besides…...He’s bloody cute I like him”
All the customer’s round the counter are listening intently by now… This’s juicy gossip … They just cracked up…
Me picked up parcel to the old guy “Cheers Ralph” & walked out…
Point is I don't give a monkey's cuss who the hell knows I'm a moffie
Second story
Think I’ll cut my 10 day fishing trip next week short and spend 5 days at the farm visiting Marten…
Martin…… Sighhhhhhhhhhh Ba-u---tiful boy, legal virgin, blond and gorgeous blue eyes, and full, soft lips that will… Better stop
ONE OF YOU FELLAS HAD BETTER COME FISHING WITH ME!!!!!