I usually stay seated while I wipe
I don't know yet if that's common or not
That's how I learned
You all can tell me
Richard
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FUNNIEST THREAD EVER!!
I lean n' wipe so 1 arse cheek is on the toilet.
I never imagined so many ways of wiping your arse!!
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Lean + Wipe combo.
Story time:
I used to go to a local gym all the time, I always hated using the toilets there because the bathrooms were not the cleanest. I had to go #2 one day so I bit the bullet and used the washroom. I layed toilet paper gingerly over the seat and then proceeded to sit down and do my thang.
When I got back out on the gym floor I proceeded to the weight room, the weights are right by a slew of various different cardio machines (high traffic area). I notice that people seem to be checking me out, both guys and girls. I'm feeling pretty damn good, I think to myself "damn, you must be looking good today".
I catch a glimps of myself in a large wall mirror and notice that a piece of toilet paper was sticking out of the waist of my pants. Apparently I caught a portion of the toilet paper that I used to protect my but on the seat (when I pulled my pants up). It tore and left some paper sticking out from behind. I looked like a complete fool!!!
yea...
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