What would men do if they had a vagina for a day

[LONDONER]

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

[Wolfpack]

Probably number 4

But I would most likely just break down and cry, wondering where my penis had gone :p

[CellarDweller]

LOL - funny list

[Cuddly]

What was the name of that greek guy (mythology) who had tried being both man and women and could settle the argument between Zeus and Hera, about which was the hardest, who was then made blind by Zeus, because he sided with Hera, who then made him able to see the future.

I'd give multiple orgasms a try and then be sad when I found out they weren't as strong as our single one

[jaxc]

1, 4 and 10:biggrin:

[Bluelight]

5, 4 sounds fun too

Such vagina! Very seduction! Wow!

[Ryocchi]

Freak out until I pass out for the next of the day, thus missing the entire day.

[Wade]

I'd finally have a way to master that disappearing rabbit trick I've been working on for years.

[HumbleTangerine]

Appreciate the opportunity to see what it's like when gender and biological sex are opposite

[Wade]

Appreciate the opportunity to see what it's like when gender and biological sex are opposite

What a sensible, empathetic and compassionate answer. I feel like an offensive, sexist jerk who abandoned his sense of good taste for a bad joke.

But in my defense.... Uhm... I've got nothing.

I'll post this, though! It's relevant.