Fifty sheds of grey

[Wolfpack]

I brought a humour book recently, it is a parody of the novel "Fifty shades of grey" and the book is called "Fifty SHEDS of grey".
Thought you might to hear some of the jokes, let me know if you want more and I will post more.

"Lady Christina bit her lip as she eyed my dripping brush.
Somehow I knew it wouldn't be long before I'd be touching up her gazebo. :p

[Wolfpack]

"As she manually adjusted my sprinkler, my inner gardener
did a Morris dance of delight." :p

[Wolfpack]

"I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window.
Despite my concerns about my inexperience,
my rhubarb had come up a treat. :p

[jogu656]

Too Funny, sounds like the book on their descriptive intimate moments

[Cuddly]

I like

[CellarDweller]

funny. I can't believe they're making a movie out of that horrible book. LOL

[Cuddly]

funny. I can't believe they're making a movie out of that horrible book. LOL

I liked it!!
And if the movie had starred Matt Bomer I would've been ALL OVER IT.

[ChadCoxRox]

funny. I can't believe they're making a movie out of that horrible book. LOL

Wouldn't it be lovely irony for the movie to actually turn out decent?!

[Wolfpack]

I emptied the small water butt for the
Fifteen time that day and collapsed,
exhausted, into the shed. I like big
butts and I cannot lie. :p

[Wolfpack]

From the first encounter I was
Hooked - I just couldn't get enough of sheds
and mowers. Or SaM for short. :p