How to defend yourself against a man armed with a piece of fresh fruit?

[Gideon]

Wow the moderator is going to get tired of me real fast. And I swear I'm behaving...
CellarDweller...response forthcoming pending approval.

I even said it NICELY

[CellarDweller]

haahahaaa!

[Gideon]

*Laughing*

Your pervert, man. And don't you forget it

[AlfredM]

We expect a full report of your findings

That will take a while cause I'll need to find a man first. :biggrin:

[LeafBlade]

Mmmm fresh ginger root has some ahhh...interesting effects when used creatively....

*Chuckles*

Twist always hides the ginger from me. Usually while calling me a few choice names

*Grins wide*

now I really want to know.... hahaaha

[Ammon]

Watching this just made me wanna go back to my nightmare of last night!

[CellarDweller]

slurp slurp slurp!

[LJay]

Looking forward to ripe tomato season.

[Camfer]

Looking forward to ripe tomato season.

Well the advantage to a grapefruit is that once you core it, there are no seeds. You do this with a tomato and you'll be spilling seed all over the place.

[Gideon]

now I really want to know.... hahaaha

http://www.seekers.org.uk/Figging.html

*Winks and grins*

You -did- say you wanted to know, yeah?