How to defend yourself against a man armed with a piece of fresh fruit?

[LeafBlade]

*Winks and grins*

You -did- say you wanted to know, yeah?

this sounds really kinky, wow. hahaha

[VidasParalelas]

I can't believe I never heard of figging before.

[CellarDweller]

Looking forward to ripe tomato season.

[marshlander]

http://www.seekers.org.uk/Figging.html

*Winks and grins*

You -did- say you wanted to know, yeah?

Blimey! I am just gobsmacked that people can be so inventive.

Are you telling me that some people enjoy this?

[jaxc]

While Honestly, the women is pretty attractive, I wouldn't let get within 10 feet of my Dick, especially with that vacuum hose of a mouth :biggrin:

[Gideon]

Blimey! I am just gobsmacked that people can be so inventive.

Are you telling me that some people enjoy this?

*Chuckles* This and much, much more, my friend.

[Lambert]

Won't that burn lol

[princealbertofb]

Won't that burn lol

That's for us to know, and for you to find out...

miley-eating-icecr

[Lambert]

That's for us to know, and for you to find out...

miley-eating-icecr

lol it's funny all those noise she makes

[nullnaught]

Monty python had a lot of funny stuff. I think their hello operator skit was a little insensitive.

And people are not wearing enough hats.