What's on Your Mind

[yourname]

Everyone seems to have a double life on two sites?!

Four for me....I'm a "Forum Mormon". :tongue:

[CASH]

Well first off, I can't remember the context, but I'm sure I said "slobber", not "sober" --I can't even remember the last time I said I was sober. :eek:

And I take my religion very seriously. As you know, I'm committed to restarting the Roman alters on Mount Sapo, where soap was first created (and yes, the irony is not lost on me, since that's not a product I ever use). The guards were trying to stop me from slaughtering my lamb on a pyre beside the mall's Creche --ignoring my right to equal religious protection! I wouldn't even have been in their Nativity scene except the little bugger kept eating the hay in baby Jesus' manger --totally understandable, probably the same thing happened the first time around.

So I understand why all the children were upset...I'm a commanding figure at the best of times. Wrapped in a toga, screaming latin, brandishing a knife and lunging at what I'm sure they thought was the "lamb of Christ", it was probably all too much for them. And you're right, taking off the toga didn't help matters at all. Next time I'll wait until the church choir is done seeing Beethoven's 9th....Orff's "O Fortuna!" would be more appropriate anyway.

It was a terrible day. And that acid you gave me to "perk me up" just make me jittery on all that NyQuil. Thank Zeus all the staff in Hold Renfrew knew you from stalking the underwear aisle or I never would have gotten out of there.

Just read thru this one moar time and THEN ask Me AGAIN if it is really all that odd that Holt Renfrew called Me to say that I had 10 minutes to cut up Your credit card or risk prosecution...

[LJay]

Ev'rybody loves Saturday night!
Ev'rybody loves Saturday night!

[East]

Everyone seems to have a double life on two sites?!

I am pretty much the same there as here except it is far more "adult themed" ...and I will share erotic stuff that wouldn't be appropriate here

It's funny because I found Just Us Boys when some guy got banned from there and came here..maybe in 2011...and I immediately got into a fight with him ...he was a FAR RIGHT WING guy who was maybe the single most passive aggressive dude I have seen thus far on the internet.

I had to be nice to him for a minute to find out what site banned him...so I could join

[LJay]

I know, but I LOVES the .

[yourname]

Just read thru this one moar time and THEN ask Me AGAIN if it is really all that odd that Holt Renfrew called Me to say that I had 10 minutes to cut up Your credit card or risk prosecution...

Well, the jokes on them...that credit card is Sharky's. :biggrin:

[CASH]

Well, the jokes on them...that credit card is Sharky's. :biggrin:

No WONDER He took Me to sporting goods and made Me spend 6 hours trying on sport cups...for the WHOLE executive staff.

And made Me serve drinks...while they did that thing with the measuring tape...

[yourname]

No WONDER He took Me to sporting goods and made Me spend 6 hours trying on sport cups...for the WHOLE executive staff.

And made Me serve drinks...while they did that thing with the measuring tape...

Well, even if you didn't know Holt's doesn't have a sporting goods section, having to get to it through the stockroom, out the back doors, to a room off the loading bay should have been a clue. And from what I heard of that night, the "executive staff" was dressed (if you can call it that) in leather harnesses and studded underwear. Heck, someone was wearing ass-less latex chaps with a WW2 gas mask on --how sick do you think Holt Renfrew's management team is?? :eek:

You're far too guilable...and you can't blame the roofies or the absinthe this time...everyone knows it's you putting that in your own drink, especially when you make such a big deal about it: "whoa, if I get roofied again, I wonder who will take me home THIS time??"

[outofbox6]

I've Holts...always go there!

[sfdiamondguy]

Reaching certain numbers of post count is tied to real privileges on here. 50 is big IMHO, the moderator will leave you in peace.

Yeah, I haven't even gotten to where I an send someone a private message yet! That sucks