What's on Your Mind

[Iceblink]

So there I am.

A delicate petal on a petit flower.

Minding My own business sitting at the bar doing that thing where You violently stab a jack knife thru your fingers as fast as You can.

When IceBlink walks up to Me.

He's all John Wayne with one foot on the barstool as He casually yet seductively rests His elbows on one raised knee...

Kind of awkward since He inexplicably chose to wear a kilt with no underwear.

ANYway - He asks if I think He would look better as a blonde. Then He tells Me He is thinking of becoming a phlebotomist even though He HATES needles.

Goes on to mention how under-rated American Quilting is in the Arts scene and HATES turkey burgers. Asks Me what I thought of Was (Not Was) and do I have a scarf He could borrow for a photo shoot...

Finally I am all like , "HEY ICE -- wtf????"

He explains that He was sitting in the limo all night doing cold medicine with Courtney again and NOTHING seems real.

I bought Him a tequila shot and went shopping.

lol

Courtney and I get effed up all the time, because, like her, I am doll parts.

[CASH]

lol

Courtney and I get effed up all the time, because, like her, I am doll parts.

It is a safe bet that NO ONE on this site has any CLUE to wtf We are even referring to.

50 Bucks to Anyone who gets Was (Not Was)...

[Mark]

Im thinking WOOO thank god today is over again!

[sillyboy86]

Gosh i watched the 4 seasons of Game of Thrones in a fortnight or less ... XD

And: What I'm going to do tonight? I will see some friend but seems no one is around, so maybe I'll read a book or watch a movie...? Or paint a little (nope)...

[Iceblink]

Today is Norma Jeane's birthday. This is a very beautiful photograph.

[Mark]

My aching feet are still on my mind...

[CASH]

So I am having a REALLY nice dinner with My Date when - as USUAL - He has a stroke.

The nurse tells Me I should probably find My own way home...

So there I am walking up Madison when Sharkie runs up in his red satin jogging shorts.

"Hey," He says..."How about some Harvey's Bristol Crème and witty conversation???"

Well, I throw My scarf over My neck and adjust My vintage Newsboy Cap and say, "SURE!"

So there We are -- a roaring fire, the scent of evergreen in the air, Sharkie's Butler politely bowing...

I raise My glass and Sharkie says, "NO - let ME..."

Ever so slowly He dips His finger into My glass and gently feeds Me the luscious nectar one drop at a time...

After about 7 minutes I point out that He doesn't have a fireplace and the roaring fire is going to swallow the whole neighborhood if We don't get out.

I took a cab home and shaved My chest.

[happyschizoid]

The robin just landed and ate a worm still wiggling in it's mouth. I wonder how long the worm lives in a birds stomach and can the bird feel it wiggling around?

[Iceblink]

I like going to estate sales, but I wish in my area people with better taste would die.

[Mark]

I like going to estate sales, but I wish in my area people with better taste would die.

I've never seen one of those in the UK