What's on Your Mind

[Anocxu]

The guy i'm dating is so awesome...

How do I get pregnant so I can trap him?

[Bhp91126]

The guy i'm dating is so awesome...

How do I get pregnant so I can trap him?

If getting pregnant doesn't work, try some of these things to endear yourself more to him:

Talk about your sexual prowess and which China you'd like the 2of you to buy on your first date
Tell him in great detail about the latest episode from Kardashians to show him you're keeping up with the news.
Don't forget to mention all your previous boyfriends and how they were able to make you come hands-free.
Also prove how interested you are in him by asking how much he earns, his credit card numbers and his net worth. This is also the best point to ask for birthday and Christmas gifts.
Don't hesitate to ask for independent references to check, that everything he tells you is true.
Bring along doctors bills, a list of meds you take, to show you have a clean bill of health, except for that latex-allergy which has been proven incurable. And nobody cares about herpes anymore, anyways.

Good luck

[Anocxu]

If getting pregnant doesn't work, try some of these things to endear yourself more to him:

Talk about your sexual prowess and which China you'd like the 2of you to buy on your first date
Tell him in great detail about the latest episode from Kardashians to show him you're keeping up with the news.
Don't forget to mention all your previous boyfriends and how they were able to make you come hands-free.
Also prove how interested you are in him by asking how much he earns, his credit card numbers and his net worth. This is also the best point to ask for birthday and Christmas gifts.
Don't hesitate to ask for independent references to check, that everything he tells you is true.
Bring along doctors bills, a list of meds you take, to show you have a clean bill of health, except for that latex-allergy which has been proven incurable. And nobody cares about herpes anymore, anyways.

Good luck

That sounds like so much work...
Giving birth would be so much easier... :-P

[CellarDweller]

what's on my mind, not wanting to go back to work after two weeks off. lol

[Wolfpack]

what's on my mind, not wanting to go back to work after two weeks off. lol

Awwww poor CellarDweller, but holidays have to end some time, unless you win the lottery of course.

[CellarDweller]

Now I'm thinking about winning the lottery! LOL

[Dancer]

What to do with my love life..

[CellarDweller]

thinking about bed

[Wolfpack]

Thinking about fooooooood :p

[ExpatBrit77]

What to do with my love life..

mmmm i hear you