What's on Your Mind

[happyschizoid]

I'm hoping my acceptance letter comes from Hogwarts. School is starting soon.

[Miles]

I went to a cookout today and a street I had to turn off of was called Commander Shepard Dr. all the gamers will get it. my new goal in life is to move somewhere on that street

There's a Commander Shepard Blvd in Hampton, VA according to info provided by the Shadow Broker I mean Google Maps

[Wade]

There's a Commander Shepard Blvd in Hampton, VA according to info provided by the Shadow Broker I mean Google Maps

Does it branch into three streets at the end? A red one, a green one, and a blue one?

[happyschizoid]

I so need a love potion that actually works.

[Miles]

Does it branch into three streets at the end? A red one, a green one, and a blue one?

Yeah and at the end of the street you'll see Seth Green making out with a Roomba in front of a mob of angry nerds rioting and burning effigies of Casey Hudson

[Wade]

I'm hoping my acceptance letter comes from Hogwarts. School is starting soon.

Holy shit! I have something that relates to this.

I'm a music major, and this semester I'm taking a class on conducting. So I got this document from the professor:

CHOOSING A BATON

ORDER BY SEPTEMBER 1ST

1. Bend your arm to form a 90 degree angle.
2. Measure from the inner part of your elbow to your 2nd joint of your middle finger. It will about 15” or so.
3. This will give you the “average length” of a baton for you. I tend to buy a baton that is much longer then my average length.


Go to:
1. (I'm redacting this part so you can't find out my secret identity)
2. go down to (my school)-to make your order
3. choose a handle style and length
4. complete the information and place your order
5. The cost will be about $40 and will include a case
6. He guarantees his batons
7. He will ship all batons at one time. So make sure you do your order in a timely fashion

DO NOT
1. buy a cheap baton
2. buy a cork handle
3. buy a short baton-shorter then your “average length”
4. Wait. Everyone’s baton will be held up if you do not order by September 1.



.... doesn't that sound just like I'm going to Mr. Olivander's shop and choosing a wand!!! I was giddy when I first read it.

[Miles]

that's too cute

[Wade]

Yeah and at the end of the street you'll see Seth Green making out with a Roomba in front of a mob of angry nerds rioting and burning effigies of Casey Hudson

LOLOL.

I've felt so bad for Casey Hudson. I didn't mind the ending (though the more I've thought about it, the more I admit it's pretty disappointing). But Bioware didn't deserve the shit storm they got for it. There's no denying they tried their best to make the best game they could. There's no group on the planet earth more entitled than "gamers." It's embarrassing.

[Miles]

Yeah, the ending"s" "were" (was) kinda shit. I have no probably hating on all the things wrong with it. But it's a video game, people should play it and have some fun. Making fun of the shitty parts is part of the fun for me (it's right there in the phrase "making fun," it is literally creating fun). There was a poll ranking EA as the most evil corporation in the world, and that's all fucking kinds of ridiculous.

[Wade]

What's that? BP fucked the Gulf of Mexico for generations destroying God knows how many sea critters? Eh, who cares? Monsanto ruins the lives of countless farmers and poisons our food? So what? The last 5 minutes of my super amazing 100 hour (at least) journey of entertainment wasn't good? Those evil pieces of shit!!! Let's unite!