I got a modest chunk of stuff done today. Started cleaning the bedroom (which was bordering on disgusting), and did some shopping for more cleaning supplies. Decided to take a nap with the window open, since it was such a nice day.
While napping, I dreamed that the cleaning I did was because we were going to have company - two people who work with my partner whom I had never met. I went to get cleaned up myself by taking a bath, when the company showed up extremely early. One of them casually strolled into the bathroom to introduce himself. He was...I don't know, an orc? Big, grey, muscular, and if memory serves, he only had one eye. I invited him into the tub, and he accepted. He tore his clothes in, jumped in, and we had sex. Oddly, the sex was mainly just kissing and occasional groping. I don't recall what his cock looked or felt like, and I'm only vaguely aware of what his ass was like (in a word, "awesome"). After we finished, he got out, dried off, got dressed, and headed back out.
In the dream, I decided to finish my bath. (Yes, in the same water.) But I kept getting horny again thinking about having sex with that orc guy. So I started jerking off. And I kept getting more and more into it. I end up grabbing the curtains next to the window above the bathtub and thrusting wildly up into them from on my back. (Not exactly sure how the logistics of that worked.) And soon I heard two guys outside saying "Look at that guy go!" and assorted other things that made it clear they were watching me. I couldn't see them (it was dark) but I didn't care - I was too far gone to stop. I kept thrusting wilder and wilder...
...until I woke up. Bizarrely, I wasn't even hard when I did. But I'm now in a weird state that's about equal parts horny and equal parts WTF.
Lex