The Devil on the bridge
Sagittarius
06-07-2014, 05:51 PM
A man standing on a bridge seems to be contemplating suicide. He has lost his job, his home, and his car.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, an evil image with a cape appears and asks the man what his problem is. The man replies that he has nothing to live for…everything is gone.
The evil image in the cape tells the man that he is the devil, and he would grant three wishes in return for a blow job under the bridge.
The man thinks for a minute and agrees to the terms offered. First, he says he needs a new home, and the evil image tells the man that he now has a 6-bedroom house with baths at 316 Oak View Lane.
Second, he says he needs a new job, and the evil image tells the man he is now Senior VP at IBM…
Third, he says he needs a new car in order to get back and forth to work. The evil image tells the man he now has 2 Lincoln Towncars in his new 2-car garage.
“Well,†the evil image says, “it’s time to keep your end of the bargain.â€Â
They go under the bridge, and the act is performed. They both light up a cigarette and start chatting.
“Well,†says the man who performed the deed, “Did you really think I was going to jump???â€Â
With that, the evil image asks the man, “Did you really think I was the devil?â€Â
Suddenly, out of nowhere, an evil image with a cape appears and asks the man what his problem is. The man replies that he has nothing to live for…everything is gone.
The evil image in the cape tells the man that he is the devil, and he would grant three wishes in return for a blow job under the bridge.
The man thinks for a minute and agrees to the terms offered. First, he says he needs a new home, and the evil image tells the man that he now has a 6-bedroom house with baths at 316 Oak View Lane.
Second, he says he needs a new job, and the evil image tells the man he is now Senior VP at IBM…
Third, he says he needs a new car in order to get back and forth to work. The evil image tells the man he now has 2 Lincoln Towncars in his new 2-car garage.
“Well,†the evil image says, “it’s time to keep your end of the bargain.â€Â
They go under the bridge, and the act is performed. They both light up a cigarette and start chatting.
“Well,†says the man who performed the deed, “Did you really think I was going to jump???â€Â
With that, the evil image asks the man, “Did you really think I was the devil?â€Â
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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