What are you doing right now?

[CellarDweller]

surfin' here and watching "My Haunted House".

[50Plus]

wondering why I woke so damn early.

The dog was my reason. 515 on a Saturday is not normal. She usually waits at least until 630 or 7.

[50Plus]

Eating cookie dough and waiting for Gideon to wake up and get his ass online.

Oh man, I have been on a junk food frenzy and now you mention cookie dough?

I am full, and have none in the house. grrrrrr

[50Plus]

Posting on Gay Speak. vacuuming my house, yelling at my homophobic brother because he does nothing. the rest of my laundry, Oohhh, and masterbating.

Careful when masturbating whilst vacuuming. Them sucking machines can be painful.

[50Plus]

Looking forward to sleeping.

No looking forward to pressing replay on the past 12 days of my life. I am sooooo over working every day of the week. Large paycheques are simply not worth the negative life impacts.

[cftxp]

Still making the art cards I need to make, and simultaneously found a new way to tell people to "kiss my ass." I can probably market this one pretty quickly when I'm done.



Also, wondering about why the cast of Friends happen to be on the couch from The Simpsons.

[JimmyEcho]

Careful when masturbating whilst vacuuming. Them sucking machines can be painful.

Thanks 50Plus you just gave me a GREAT idea.(I'll be back in 15 minutes)

[dynamodean]

Do you like it so far?

I like it so far...the movie is a bit weird though. I will give you my full thoughts after I finish. I just started part 2 yesterday and will continue a bit more now.

[East]

I like it so far...the movie is a bit weird though. I will give you my full thoughts after I finish. I just started part 2 yesterday and will continue a bit more now.

I will await your review!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

This is actually a stupid question:

What are you doing right now?
Since fewer than 2.5% of human being can actually multitask to any degree of efficiency (1. I'm not human, 2. I definitely do not fall in that larger percentile). This question alludes to the idea that people can, being merely human, do more that one thing which is either reading the question or answering the question which is in and of itself doing something.

So I'm reply to the question and ranting about how insane the question really is... Plus I'm drinking lots and lots of vodka at the same time - I can seriously multitask - wait until I'm slamming speed and drinking and replying (ranting) at the same time...

Oh my dears we are about two more deaths or major - nay minor, upheavals in the elf's life before I turn to crystal meth on a serious nonstop bender to deal with life and those fucking idiots who keep screwing with my mind....

That is what I am doing right now.