Better than trying to have sex with a mussel or a clam, I guess... :biggrin:
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One time, me and Sean decided to go camping in the woods. After a heavy rainstorm, our campsite became a mudpit. I jokingly suggested that we should wrestle, but Sean thought that sounded like a fun idea. We slipped into our bathing suits and played around for awhile in the cool, thick mud. Sean picked up a big handful of mud and smeared it on my face - I responded by dropping some down his speedo. While we didn't have sex, I decided to put on a show for my Sean and play with myself. Sean joined in on the fun and we both came in the mud. After we finished, we took off our suits and went skinnydipping in the lake to clean ourselves off. It was probably one of the most intense and erotic experiences I've ever had, and the two of us have actually been thinking of trying it again.
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When the rains had stopped and the river was low, there were depressions just above the precipice of Victoria Falls. The water wasn't too difficult, at least goint out. Generally we'd have a sturdy rope strung out to the shore and we could swim/hoist ourselves along that. Sunset was a good time, Just to lay there, watch the stars come out, listen to the roar of the falls dropping about two hundred meters, half a meter from where we were. Then we'd fuck, suck, do what ever we felt like. Occasionally take a nap making sure we were attached to something. On the Zambian side there's a very large pool where tourists can swim out to the edge. I liked the Rhodesian side better. It was more secluded and the water rushing over us as we fucked felt like nothing I can describe. Miss the guy, my lover, I was with. Well, can't go back, I wouldn't set foot in the mess their dictator has made of the whole country. When the take over occurred some friends of mine, a prosperous tobacco farmer and his family and their servants were set upon. The men were castrated and then had their heads cut off. Not a healthy place for anyone. That was 40 years ago the falls are as beautiful as ever....from the Zambian side.
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