scared to dead-Vaccine against homosexuality.

[nullnaught]

Gayness is cured by aspirin and plenty of bed rest.

[50Plus]

Twots!! You completely overlooked the bigger picture.

If there truly was a vaccine against homosexuality, that would be brilliant. It would be a Dog send. For if would not take much effort complete with reverse engineering, hocus focus pocus, and other concocting and distilling to create the opposite of said vaccine.

It could then be used to create homosexuality - turn the straighters to gay. How cool would that be?

Imagine tiptoeing (or waltzing or saaashaying) through the office sprinkling your cute straight co-workers with a magic potion that would turn them gay. And if you only wanted them temporarily then simply reduce the dosage. I think that would be a mahvellous leap for our species.

You could have your very own Fairy Dust.

[JimmyEcho]

Gayness is cured by aspirin and plenty of bed rest.

When I do that I wake up with morning wood and as horny as that Gay Bee on the cheerios commercial.

[ETOTE]

You could have your very own Fairy Dust.

^i'd do that only if I get to wear pretty pink fairy wings complete with a pink tutu and a frilly wand.

[50Plus]

^i'd do that only if I get to wear pretty pink fairy wings complete with a pink tutu and a frilly wand.

If its part of the official office dress code go for it. If its not part of the official office dress code then go for it with sparklies on your cheeks and mostly see through tu tu.

[ETOTE]

When I do that I wake up with morning wood and as horny as that Gay Bee on the cheerios commercial.

It all makes sense now...
That's why Cheerios are round with holes...so I guess when he's saying "honey" he's not referring to the flavor....?

:eating-breakfast-co

[ETOTE]

If its part of the official office dress code go for it. If its not part of the official office dress code then go for it with sparklies on your cheeks and mostly see through tu tu.

hopefully the other wand doesn't make an appearance, wouldn't want to scare the kids.

[JimmyEcho]

Yes ETOTE you got it.
Watch what your eating. That Gay bee actually has some big Junk for that Cheerios Hole.

He don't fly around my house anymore:biggrin:

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I'm sorry, but the sort of damage that is done to produce homosexual offspring is done in the womb and cannot be undone, not in reality and not even in theoretical medicine.

The hormones and other chemicals present during fetal development has lead to 'hardwiring' certain aspects of your character which make you gay. To the point where the formation and development of your brain from fetus to infancy, from infancy to puberty has all been affected by the mistake(s) of your mothers womb.

Either your mother is lying to you, or worse, there is a doctor here who needs their medical license pulled immediately.

DO NOT allow anyone to give you medication of any sort unless you know and understand what it is they are offering. DEMAND drug notes, FDA approval and all sorts of other information.

At 18 you are an adult in all 57 states (or however many their are) of the USA. This means you can legally refuse any treatment and if anyone forces treatment on you it is criminal (felonious in most cases) offense.

[supasyd]

I've always been shit at accepting who I am, but never because of my sexuality! The fact that we can even debate this for 4 pages is the problem...We haven't succeeded in having equal rights until arguing over this is seen in the same light as arguing over what star sign you were born under.