Addicted already

[Jake]

Today Alex came with a special gift, he brought me an electric cigarette. Well the underlying message of it was - Jake you stink up the whole fucking house with your cigarette smoking so here's one I won't mind you smoking around the house. And guys, that shit is addictive OMFG I haven't touched a real cigarette all day. LOL

Thanks baby! That was a very good move

[ChadCoxRox]

Hope you find some nice flavors that will help you stay AWAY from the tar!
I have a friend who loves her organic vanilla and bubble gum.

[Alex]

Hope you find some nice flavors that will help you stay AWAY from the tar!
I have a friend who loves her organic vanilla and bubble gum.

I got him Grapes, because Jakey is crazy about grapes, so now he gets to smoke them LOL, and I get to kiss something else than a darn ashtray LOL

[CellarDweller]

Nicely done.

[Jake]

I got him Grapes, because Jakey is crazy about grapes, so now he gets to smoke them LOL, and I get to kiss something else than a darn ashtray LOL

And I'm kissing an Australian surfer, what is worse? LOL

[Alex]

And I'm kissing an Australian surfer, what is worse? LOL

You didn't whine about that last night black bitch LOL

[Virge]

Hope you find some nice flavors that will help you stay AWAY from the tar!
I have a friend who loves her organic vanilla and bubble gum.

Nice to meet you Alex...

This all reminds me of a dirty joke I heard when I was in 7th grade... two old women talking...

Woman #1
"Do you ever smoke after you been fucked?"







comedic timing pause here.................






Woman #2
"No but it does usually burns for a while."



I took up smoking during the LD distance dating stage cuz my nerves were shot for 2 years 3 months and 12 days. I gave up cigs and I switched to a corn cob pipe and ration myself ONE $1.58 pack of tobacco a week.... It's an accepted fact that you can't smoke while having sex.... Which means when I crave nicotine it's freaky time when he's around. it's a win-win. Why go out in the cold to suck on a pipe when I can get nekkid and lay some pipe?

* I sure dread the idea that one day he might come in with a months supply of tobacco.*

[Iceblink]

E-cigs are working for my neighbor. It's been about half a year now. When she was smoking she did not smoke inside her house but came outside and sat in a chair on her front porch when she had a smoke. She could use the e-cig inside and not stink up the house, but still does the same thing she was already in the habit of doing.

I quit smoking using nicotine gum and kept using the gum for about seven years before giving that up.

[Jake]

You didn't whine about that last night black bitch LOL

LOL euhhh have you took a good look at yourself... who could whine having sex with you?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

My first job was the tobacco fields of Kentucky - well my first paid job. When I was 14 I started working for $5.00 an hour, which back then in that time and place that was really, really good pay.

Dates me, no?

That is where I was introduced to the brand name tobacco that I smoked until I switched to roll~yer~owns...

I've been smoking for 34 years... Real tobacco, not that sissy E-cigarette crap that lacks real manly stuff like carcinogens and tar. How in the hell am I supposed to get a good case of lung cancer with a carcinogen free/tar free fake as all get out smoke produce that is steam not smoke?

Sheesh, - next thing you will tell me is you wear a seat belt whilst driving a car, or a helmet whilst riding your bicycle.:eek:

Whoosies - the whole 21st century is full of em.

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