Hold it in or let it out?

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Hmmm...well, our 3 year old farted loudly in front of his girlfriend (she's 4, an older woman, but he still wants to marry her) and when he let out this truly obnoxious fart, she punched him in the chest and called him a potty-pig...

If we all had the class and sass of a 4 year old girl there would be world peace in an instant.