I'm so horny all I can see is RED

[Virge]

guys I need help.

I have a straight buff room mate/best friend I love like a brother but all day today he's been parading around in a slinky pair of old yellow nylon jogging shorts with no liner with his stuff flopping around looking like a football helmet on a hotdog wearing bowling balls for shoes.

To make matters worse he's a lily white carrot top ginger.....

I just needed to share that...... and spread my misery.







From the neck down... this is what he looks like


Click this last picture TWICE to get upclose and personal

[CellarDweller]

Oh, furry and scruffy gingers are sexy.

[MikeW]

You poor thing. I'm so sad for you. All that hunky eye candy. So so sad.

[ETOTE]

I feel your pain. (lucky bastard)

Gingers are like crack to me, both male and female.
I would have had to leave before my blue balls fell off or I blew my load through my shorts.


Of course, being me, if he were my roommate, I would have worked on him to become comfy in being a home nudist and already swallowed his load(s) long ago, so a mere suggestion to just lose the shorts already would have been the first easy step followed by...well...I'm sure you can take a guess.

[ETOTE]

^^ he's puurdy,

[Borg69]

I feel your pain. (lucky bastard)

Gingers are like crack to me, both male and female.
I would have had to leave before my blue balls fell off or I blew my load through my shorts.


Of course, being me, if he were my roommate, I would have worked on him to become comfy in being a home nudist and already swallowed his load(s) long ago, so a mere suggestion to just lose the shorts already would have been the first easy step followed by...well...I'm sure you can take a guess.

Speaking of that... how's your plumber?

[Lycanthropist]

Spaghetti is straight too until you heat it up.

[ETOTE]

Speaking of that... how's your plumber?

^not ginger and still unhappily married....for now.

[Borg69]

^not ginger and still unhappily married....for now.

I'm living vicariously through you... don't let me down.

[ETOTE]

^not to worry, you won't be disappointed.